Those of you who've read up on your early nineties' Chevy Chase trivia probably just let out a little squeal of excitement, like a piglet. Alack and alay, that I must dash the very reasonable hopes of these pigmutants out there, but I am referring to the rather odd looks that TWO university cops gave me today. I'd compare their interest in me to if they saw a box of donuts attached to my head and that box of donuts was doing something suspicious, like not being frosted and sprinkled. I did not wholly understand because there was no suspicious box of donuts (I checked). I think I'll attribute it to the fact that I've got a rather Harry Potter-esque scar on my forehead at the moment and these cops must be in league with good ole Major Tom and Jerry. If you know me, you know that I am loathe to infringe on intellectual property, and describing my malediction in this way pains me to a great extent, but necessary nonetheless (it's so awesome that 'nonetheless' is one word).
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Whenever I remember the name of Weezer's lead singer, I think "that's kinda neat." Then I think about this:
And bonus points* to the person that can tell me what this is.*Disclaimer! Bonus points are not actual currency and are not accepted in most states as legal tender, excluding Delaware.
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