Monday, September 28, 2009

Dear Night...

It is, for all intents and purposes, nighttime. Sadly, I'm not tired. I fucked that up. Those people that lived before electricity had this thing where they went to bed at dusk and rose at dawn. Man, were they out of the loop. They probably sat up half the night with their spouse/goat and imagined a time when they could stay up late, get up early, not get as much sleep as a consequence, and LOVE IT!!!!

I don't love it. The internet is great and all, but it represents a severe lack of anything substantial in my life. I retract that last statement. The internet isn't great and all, it was invented by Al Gore, who surprisingly has a sense of humor.

Yes, anyway, the internet is evil.

peace, love, and chlamydia

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